"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

The tendency to whining and complaining may be taken as the surest sign symptom of little souls and inferior intellects.

No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.